aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

creamtopaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

“It’s only 12 inches”  *laughs so hard*

singergurl91:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…

I will now never look at Jurassic Park the same way again.

vitalemontea:

by =Go-Devil-Daisuke

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

cumber-porn:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

[x]

…well, if this isn’t the greatest metaphor for Fandoms on Day One of a Hiatus…

hahahaha!

novium:

that lil bitch

a-superwentzromance:

I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age 

triptych-schift:

I regret nothing.

unfabulus:

71st-street:

flaawed:

erectdaddy:

halfhero:

oh my god

I reblog this everytime I see it

WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM SOMEONE MESSAGE ME

can someone message me and tell me what this is from please and thank ya

yes omg what is this from??

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

abyssalpelagic:

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

amarantto:

khstar126nmp:

territorialdisputes:

DID YOU JUST GIVE NOFACE A FACE

WHY’S HE SO HOT

WHY IS ANGST SO HOT?!?!

so hot until he starts eating everyone and throwing it all up around