DRUNK ALL APRIL: Archive

May 25th

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zosowiththemosto: milkpunk: yapped: jankyass: if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb. I have found my people. who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...

May 25th

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May 25th

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a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her

May 25th

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May 24th

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starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

May 24th

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May 24th

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May 24th

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May 24th

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regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: performing while on tour
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
me in the shower: being interviewed on the red carpet
me in the shower: dramatically re-enacts scenes from Les Miserables

May 24th

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that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

May 24th

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May 24th

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connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like i don’t like to be handed things

May 24th

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hetakiosk: tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this

May 24th

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boy: shit baby you're so wet already

girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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destiel-disco-stick: Anime guys are flamboyant like 12452% of the time

May 23rd

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Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...

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May 23rd

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May 22nd

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itaylorrae: just-call-me-vendetta: morphinginthepuhsea: chrssy: riding your man like LMSDOPAJAIUEBUHRJEKKDFJKFD ……………………………………..I lost all my cans! I was not expecting that, and may or may not have piddled a little bit.

May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 21st

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May 21st

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singergurl91: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command… I will now never look at Jurassic Park the same way again.

May 21st

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May 21st

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May 21st

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i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...

May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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a-superwentzromance: I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age

May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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May 20th

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gerard-waysass: I just wanted to tell to my male followers, that it’s totally okay to be depressed, feeling sad, empty, bad is not just a girl issue. Self-harm, suicidal thoughts are not just girl problems, boys and men can also be depressed. So if any of you need to talk, for any reason, I’ll always be there.

May 20th

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